Cook the food...

Conversation in the car today.

Me: Ethan you're so fat na. You're like a pig, I should cook you.

Ethan: No, Daddy! If you cook me I will get hot and I'll burn like this (ugly frowning face). Daddy, cook the food not the friends!

Suddenly, I'm a canibal. Wait, there's more.
Lani and I laughed but didnt say anything. After a few seconds, Ethan repeated his lines almost begging me not to cook him.

Lani: Ethan, Daddy was just joking.

Ethan: Daddy, are you just joking?

Me: Yes.

Ethan: Oh men!