Massage and Pains of Life

This happened as we were about to sleep last night.

Ethan: Daddy, can you massage me please?

Me: Ok  *started massaging his back*

Ethan: Medium please

Me: Ok *added more pressure*

Ethan: Harder

Me: Ok  *added even more pressure*

Ethan: Oooohhhh... Feels like the pain in my life.

What?!?