Speak Australian

This conversation with Ethan today while we were driving home.

Ethan: Daddy, what do you do at work again?

Me: I make apps and fix computers

Ethan: Can you teach me how to make apps?

Me: Sure, when you're older

Ethan: No, I want now.

Me: No, you're too young (he's 5). You won't understand it yet.

Ethan: Why? Are you going to talk in Philippines (Filipino)? You should teach me in Australian way.

The what?!?

Ethan and his church best friends
- Benson and Keene