Huff Huff Huff Huff

I was on the ATM machine with Ethan the other night. A couple went to the other machine beside us and I noticed Ethan started breathing out really fast and deliberate like huff huff huff huff.

Me: Are you OK Ethan?
Ethan: Yes. Huff hufff huff huff

Me: Why are you breathing like that?

Ethan: They’re smoking! I don’t want to lose six minutes of my life every time I breathe! Huff huff huff huff

Me: 😳 huff huff huff huff